I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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