she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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