remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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