All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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