Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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