It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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