'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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