Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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