I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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