But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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