If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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