Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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