She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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