You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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