you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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