Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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