Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
