i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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