I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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