Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
