He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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