I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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