I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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