life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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