Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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