some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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