if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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