it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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