Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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