Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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