Your tits are I can't wait for
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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