To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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