You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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