ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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