Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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