Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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