how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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