I wanna passion pit in your ass
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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