did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He? As in you personified your dick?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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