Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
home. puking in laundry basket.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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