porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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