dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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