do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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