I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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