What a fucking waste of an outfit
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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