Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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