So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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