I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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