I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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