He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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