bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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